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Whenever I see a puppy
whatshouldwecallme:
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When I say I'm not going to drink and then someone...
whatshouldwecallme:
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March Madness
animalsbeingdicks: Hey, Michigan Kangaroo, how’d you do on your brackets?
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(I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
Me: “So, what will it be?”
Child: “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
(There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
Mother: “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”
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